She knows me so well
Not all cis people
can play the banjo like I do. from the moment i touch my fingertips to those strings i just strum nonstop all night. my neighbors have called the cops on me a couple of times, not because of the noise but to make sure i was okay
actual post vs. what I see
Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
A #bottlebong is better than no #bong. R.I.P Rachet
did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993
"i’ve never masturbate"
Ancient relics of a bygone era
I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite
But it slowly gets more agressive
And more agressive
Then it’s just plain rude
And my personal favourite
Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Omg I can’t fucking deal with these