fcfury:

i-was-saving-my-self-f0r-you:

this is the best censorship i’ve ever seen.

I have to reblog this again! So great!

likeanahmed:

higgzorz:

the emotion you get when you dont have a romantic partner

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lindsaychrist:

when people take the time to put “é” at the end of “beyonce”

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mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

zerachin:

glasmond:



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 Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.

omg there’s more

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

ki-l:

So I’m texting this boy right, and he’s like
“What’s up”
“Getting ready for work, you?”
“I bet your boobies are happy”

????????? I DONT UNDERSTAND STRAIGHT BOYS. I DONT GET IT. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE?

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

ruffledquillpens:

a group of genderfluid people. a genderflood.

vipcunt:

OH MY GOD

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

lordoftheinternet:

every breath you take

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i’ll be watching you

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