milotlc:

She knows me so well

richfurry:

5eda9e:

Not all cis people

can play the banjo like I do. from the moment i touch my fingertips to those strings i just strum nonstop all night. my neighbors have called the cops on me a couple of times, not because of the noise but to make sure i was okay

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

myheadisloud:

actual post vs. what I see

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

A #bottlebong is better than no #bong. R.I.P Rachet

ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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methhomework:

"i’ve never masturbate"

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discodick:

Ancient relics of a bygone era

n-a-d-h-i-e:

I like how, when Tumblr recommends you a blog on your dash, you can choose to ignore it. And it looks really polite

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But it slowly gets more agressive

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And more agressive

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And more

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Then it’s just plain rude

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And my personal favourite

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lilostitchs:

Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land! 

badblowjobs:

Omg I can’t fucking deal with these

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