does anybody else find that riding the bus gets them hard as a rock?

something about the fact that my transit depends on something i can’t control is the most erotic vulnerability ever

382gb:

earn money for blogging

tyleroakley:

SLAY HIM

lilearthfairy666:

malformalady:

Tombstone in a pet cemetery

this is so cool actually

reddlr-trees:

Just wanted a picture of the pipe. Got something much better.

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

balcerak:

Infinite multiverses and I’m stuck in the one where superheroes are fictional and people kill other people for having different colored skin

vikingforkliftsafari:

priceofliberty:

Only in America would people get more upset over a faux blood-spattered Kent State shirt than they do over the fact that the U.S. government shot and killed its own citizens.

MUH FEIGNED MORAL INDIGNATION!

MUH FALSE OUTRAGE!

When did this

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Become more offensive than this?

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Priorities folks.

All my friends from back in the day moved on from me

I’m just left here

Alone

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

shouldnt:

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

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another million dollar idea

dirtyswampwitch:

brawlr. it’s like grindr but for finding locals who want to fight

blvck-ac1d:

Bong hits

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