khl0ekardashian:

me taking a nap before i go sleep with ur dad

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

dictatoralfred:

shelloon:

dictatoralfred:

shelloon:

i wanna date uncle ruckus also derek was right all along he is wonderful praise him wow

wow im glad u came to terms with ur love

I HATE YOU

i forgot….never tell white ppl the truth………….

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

wolffieworldorder:

i need to revitalize my tumblr career because ever since i stopped being an annoying 14 year old people started paying less attention to me

wolffieworldorder:

after i fucked this girl she pulled out her phone and started playing flappy doge. but she called it flappy dog

i just snapped

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

jollygemma:

when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

people think everything is ableist

it’s fucking annoying honestly

i have two chronic conditions plus several mental instabilities and i hate when people dance around certain words they think are “ableist”

oh wait, some people can’t dance, i’m so ableist

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